Humor – QuotesMentor

A witty saying proves nothing.

Voltaire

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

I feel like I could run for President. People often laugh, but if I set my mind to it, within the next 15 years I could be in the White House.

Will Smith

I have a very bad feeling about this.

Luke Skywalker

I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Steve Wozniak

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein